1 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:24,880 Narrator: Every year, the work of the mega company... 2 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,240 ..was suspended because everyone... 3 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:31,960 ..the employees attended in silence... 4 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:36,200 ..at the joyful farewell ceremony of fellow retirees. 5 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:39,520 It was helmed by the mega president in person... 6 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,160 ..the duke count, lupman, grandladr... 7 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,720 ..farabut, multinaz, sonofput... 8 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,200 ..Francesco Maria Barambani. 9 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,720 In the name of those present here too... 10 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,840 ..board members... 11 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,120 ..we offer friends, subordinates... 12 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,720 ..best regards to my comrades of travel arrived... 13 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,480 ..after a long time and industrious journey... 14 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,000 ...at the exit toll booth. 15 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,520 Dear inferiors... 16 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,520 ..on the highway of life it's a necessary sign... 17 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,400 ...of civilization, step aside when... 18 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,960 ..whoever follows us fastest and snappy... 19 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,400 ..he asks us the way. 20 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:25,080 Why retiring, in addition to the law... 21 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,200 ...of a well-deserved rest, it's also a duty... 22 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:32,360 ..social for members of the third age. 23 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,960 Leave room for young people. 24 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,400 Applause. 25 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,480 - Why doesn't he leave? - Home says, Fantozzi? 26 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,320 They are retiring in the 5th or 6th age. 27 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,960 What a tangible sign of gratitude from the company... 28 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,600 ..for 30 years of servitude loyalty... 29 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,320 ..will be offered a gold-like watch... 30 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:03,760 ..pocket, engraved the name of the inferior and chime. 31 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:13,520 Office of bribes and kickbacks accountant Fonelli... 32 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,920 ..surveyor Mughini, Mr. Colzi. 33 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,160 Thank you. 34 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,680 Attacks and casualties office... 35 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,600 ...surveyor Vinelli, accountant Villini. 36 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,760 Anonymous letters office and blackmail... 37 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,800 ...Miss Silvani, surveyor Filini. 38 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,560 - For me! - Excellence. 39 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:12,600 Waiting for Fantozzi's turn he was in the complete fool... 40 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,800 ..pearl forehead, zero salivation... 41 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,080 and it smelled like rotten dog on a rainy day. 42 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,960 RIMV, employee search office... 43 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:26,360 ..walled alive, accountant Ugo Fantocci. 44 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,800 Ugo, they're calling you. 45 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,360 Well but he said... Puppets. 46 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:44,760 Sorry, I didn't get up right away because... 47 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,080 - ..my name is Fantozzi. - Precisely. 48 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,520 Puppets, go. 49 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:49,960 Thank you. 50 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,160 Thank you. 51 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,360 Oh good... goodbye... 52 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:57,880 He doesn't shake hands. 53 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,840 Ah, dear Bambocci. 54 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,840 We will never forget her! 55 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,600 My name is actually Fantozzi. 56 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,280 Controls. 57 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,760 After 30 years he understands... 58 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,880 - He's right, his name isn't Bambocci. - Thank you. 59 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,400 Music box. 60 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,600 It says... Puppets. 61 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,560 Okay, it's the same. 62 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,480 I am very moved... 63 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,320 ..because it's time of the farewell and... 64 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,720 ..I prepared two words... 65 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,120 ..greetings. 66 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:34,920 One moment. 67 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:41,240 The accountant Fantocci, Fantozzi, he had worked for a month... 68 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,720 to a chilling speech farewell. 69 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,840 - Most illustrious gentlemen. - Ceremony over. 70 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,440 Employees return to work. 71 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,520 Pensioners get out of the way in 5 minutes. 72 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,160 Continue, Ugo. 73 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:07,360 Yes, but... 74 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,040 ..who do I tell these things to? 75 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,520 How beautiful the city is in the hours of office. 76 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,200 We've been in here forever. 77 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,960 Do me the favor Fonelli, he has always been an absentee. 78 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,760 Yes, but in the toilet reading the newspaper. 79 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,440 The past is the past. 80 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,360 Let's take advantage of this happy moment. 81 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,040 Feel the air. Breathe! 82 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,560 Please acknowledge that... 83 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,440 - ..the city is beautiful all the same. - Yes, yes. 84 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,480 You know I haven't seen her like this since... 85 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,880 ...since 1962. 86 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,680 I have neither the time nor the desire to think... 87 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,680 ...to the memories. Let's imagine. 88 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,800 I'm a retired baby. 89 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,120 Now the important thing is the present and the future. 90 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,920 - Best wishes Filini. -Thank you. - To you too, Mughini. 91 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,120 Goodbye.. 92 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:18,480 ..Puppets. 93 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,960 - Miss... - Yes? 94 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,400 Miss, I don't know if it works account... 95 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,480 ...that is, practically... us from tomorrow... 96 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,360 - ..we won't see each other anymore. - And thank goodness. 97 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:35,040 Finally I will be able to choose the faces which I like. 98 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:42,080 My husband will have this too possibility. 99 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,600 I have great ideas, I want to start a club... 100 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,240 ...to organize your free time. 101 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,640 Whoever is there, raise your hand. 102 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,520 Well, everyone excited! Oh. 103 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,400 Fantozzi, sorry. 104 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,400 Mughini! 105 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,160 What does he do? 106 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,840 I'll be sentimental, but I feel empty. 107 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,560 And also fear for the future. 108 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,560 But what are you saying, Mughini! 109 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,560 From tomorrow a new life begins. 110 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,360 We could sleep until 9. 111 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,360 Do what we want. 112 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,840 Read the newspaper. 113 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,920 - Hanging around the house. - Certain. 114 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,680 - Cultivate our hobbies. - Excuse me. 115 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,480 Take out your watch. 116 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,760 - Bring it on. - Off the clock. 117 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,040 Here, look. 118 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,600 I promise you... 119 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,200 ..that from now on this watch... 120 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,480 ..it will ring the happiest hours of his life. 121 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,240 Okay... 122 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,280 - then go... - Say hello, goodbye... 123 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:50,640 - Goodbye. - Mr Mughini, best wishes... 124 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,080 - Passage? - No. 125 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,280 The next day at 9 it began... 126 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,760 ..even for Fantozzi the happy one pensioner's life. 127 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,560 - Ugo? - Mmmmmmm. 128 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,760 - Ughino? - Mmmmmmm. 129 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,520 Darling, it's 9 o'clock. 130 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,720 9 o'clock, damn it! 131 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,400 - At that time! - But Ugo! 132 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,400 I'm late! 133 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:43,840 Ah... 134 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,600 Ugo, where are you going? 135 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,360 - Elevator! - Ugo. 136 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:55,960 Take off... 137 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,320 The pants! 138 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,440 Ouch! 139 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,800 And off you go, damn it! 140 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,640 Ah... 141 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:22,800 [horn] 142 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,280 Sorry, sorry! 143 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,040 Stadium choir. 144 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,320 Ha ha. 145 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:20,800 Oops! 146 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,040 Whoops. 147 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,040 Taken. 148 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,720 - Fantozzi. - Where the fuck is my card? 149 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,600 Are you stupid? You're gone retired yesterday, he is no longer here. 150 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,400 Ha ha ha ha! 151 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,120 Ah ah I did... 152 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,840 ..a joke. 153 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,960 You fell for it, huh sheeple? 154 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,840 Go to work, slaves! 155 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,680 I am free. 156 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,960 Don't you see, now I can... 157 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,280 Now, I'm going out and... 158 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,960 I'm spoiled for choice. 159 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,200 I can go wherever I want. 160 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,760 Now, now I'm going... now... 161 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,080 Now... 162 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,160 Go to work, go. 163 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:43,800 HA! 164 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,280 I am I am. 165 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,320 Sorry, Ugo, I'm not used to it... 166 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,200 ..to hear from you at this time. 167 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,960 I know. 168 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,240 Thank you. 169 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,960 I... I went out... 170 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,360 ...to take a walk. 171 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,800 - You did very well. - Yes. 172 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,200 - Now rest though. - Certain. 173 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,280 Sit in your chair. 174 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,320 - Here? -Here. - Here I am. 175 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:15,200 I'll put myself here now. Ah finally. 176 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:17,960 Here. 177 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,560 Alleluia! 178 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,840 Read your newspaper in peace. 179 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,560 - Yes. - And not secretly like in the office. 180 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,480 -Clear, right? Finally. 181 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,680 - Thank you. -I'll leave you alone. - Yes. 182 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:34,560 Thank you. 183 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,040 It's me, Ugo. 184 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:01,960 I know, Pina. It's the conditioning. 185 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,560 You know, 20 years don't go away so... 186 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,520 ..with a swipe of the sponge. 187 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,440 - You'll get used to it. - Let's hope so. 188 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,720 Get your paper back now. 189 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,120 Yes but you know that... 190 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,080 ..without risk there is no more pleasure. 191 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,520 I don't find any pleasure in it. 192 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,800 Eh! 193 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:36,200 My lady orders, Pina eh eh. 194 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,280 Sorry huh! 195 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,480 - Good. - Now I'm here. 196 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,480 What do I do... now? 197 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,880 It makes me... it makes me... 198 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:56,200 Listen, Pina, what's going on? 199 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,840 - I have to finish here. - And me? 200 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,760 You nothing, you worked all my life... 201 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,920 ..will you have the right to rest? 202 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,160 Yes, finally. 203 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,840 I want to see now. 204 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,040 - Shall I turn on the TV for you? - In the morning? 205 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,560 There are interesting programs. 206 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,120 They will be there but you can't see them. 207 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:26,040 We need to call the antenna operator. 208 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:32,880 What do you say? I'm home now, right? 209 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,240 Your troubles are over. Hey Pina... 210 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,880 ..how do you go on the roof? 211 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,960 We need a young person. 212 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,320 Who? 213 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,720 I meant a technician. 214 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,320 Okay, don't be afraid. 215 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,520 You sit there, don't worry. 216 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,960 I'll go up and tell me when the image is perfect. Understood? 217 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,040 Careful! 218 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:06,320 Come away! Come down! 219 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,560 I'll give you a stone that... 220 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,120 Missed. 221 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:29,960 Get out of there. 222 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,360 Oh no. 223 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,440 No. 224 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,960 Go. No! 225 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,880 Pina! 226 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,680 Now it's better, Ugo! 227 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,440 Pina, what do I do! 228 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,520 No! 229 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,720 Here you are! Well! 230 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,160 Pina! 231 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,040 No, Ugo, no! 232 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,680 Hand! 233 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,320 Just a little longer, Ugo! 234 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,960 Pina! Perfect! 235 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,320 Well done, Ugo! 236 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,840 Noise in the street. 237 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:21,960 Ugo! 238 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,320 The wife tried to alleviate the tedium... 239 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,920 of his free time... 240 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:03,040 trying to fill the gaps of those mornings. 241 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,960 - Good morning, Mr. Tonino. - Good morning. 242 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,960 This is my husband, from now on it will come... 243 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,160 ..often. 244 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,360 Is he retired? 245 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,160 You all have the same face. 246 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,720 Give him three ounces of slices to be breaded... 247 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,240 ..in the meantime I'll go get it the vegetables. Are you coming there? 248 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,120 Please, three ounces. 249 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,840 Tonino is a smartass. 250 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,560 It gives you extra grams. 251 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,360 I'll take care of it. 252 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,240 Precisely three ounces. 253 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,520 He assured me that this slice... 254 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,040 ..it can be made breaded. 255 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,640 All right, in short. 256 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,720 - Pina, what do we do now? - Nothing. 257 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,160 - Let's go home. - At home? 258 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,760 But how... 259 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,480 It's just 10am and... 260 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,360 ..5 in the morning, I... 261 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:02,600 ..what the hell, I... well... 262 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,720 I had an idea, look there. 263 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,520 There is a cinema. 264 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,800 Let's go? 265 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,520 - In the morning, Ugo? - Why... 266 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,480 ..TV yes and cinema no? 267 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,600 I have to put the meat in the freezer, the minestrone. 268 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,960 For pity Pina. 269 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,120 I haven't been there for 40 years... 270 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,960 ..at the cinema in the morning... 271 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,160 ..since I skipped school. 272 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,720 Come on! 273 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,960 - All right. - Thank you. 274 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,640 The housewives. 275 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,760 There is a spelling mistake. 276 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,520 But no sorry, because...because... 277 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,840 ..singular, housewife... 278 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,680 ..plural, housewives. 279 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,400 - Oh, sure. - Then sorry... 280 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,480 ..it's the film for you, have you become a feminist? 281 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,840 It's the story of two housewives... 282 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:06,920 ..languages. 283 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,960 Okay let's go. 284 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,560 - Two. - A normal one and an elderly person? 285 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,960 - Who would be the elder? - Her. 286 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,840 - Who are you? - Her. 287 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,520 Come on, she's feminine... 288 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,960 ..it's me, you would be him. 289 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,800 You see, everyone reads. 290 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,960 Intellectuals, committed film. 291 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,600 Oh, cone or favor? 292 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,120 - Cone, thank you. -How much is it? - Three thousand. 293 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,480 Three thousand? One moment. 294 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,760 One, sorry, two... 295 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,800 ..and three, come Pina... 296 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,880 ..I'll lead the way. Let's get down here. 297 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,040 You are more comfortable here. 298 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,040 Here you go. 299 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,520 You look like you when you carry me breakfast in bed. 300 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,320 - Mmmmm. - But it's an indecency. 301 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,080 They are busy films, perhaps... 302 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,720 ..it's just the premise. Then after... 303 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,840 Mmmmm. 304 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:26,040 - But what premise, Ugo? - But you know they're films... 305 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,080 ..different, modesty... 306 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,960 ..every now and then it changes. 307 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,040 Mmmmm. 308 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,640 It's disgusting! 309 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,600 People protest. 310 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,920 Mmmmm. 311 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,400 Let's go! 312 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,280 You go home! 313 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,680 - I'm not into it. - You go! 314 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,640 - Wait! - Ah! 315 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,000 People protest. 316 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,760 This is a serious place. Out! 317 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,720 Go! 318 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,480 Pigs, go home... 319 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:16,480 ...to do these things, if you are in heat. 320 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,800 Go! 321 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,360 Excuse me, do you know where the pensions are given? 322 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,840 Over there? Thank you. 323 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,760 Very kind. 324 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,440 - Filini? - Who is? I, Fantozzi. 325 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,160 Oh dear, how are you doing? 326 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,720 - 31! - Did he come to get his pension? 327 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,280 - Yes, do you have the number? -Where do they give it? - There. 328 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,320 How tacky is this pension. 329 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,000 They get money without working. 330 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,240 It's here. - Thank you. - Yes it's true but... 331 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,040 ..I don't know about her, in the morning... 332 00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:00,480 ..doesn't it feel like... - Dizziness? - No. 333 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,560 Like a nostalgia. 334 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,680 - But of what? Number 32. - They called me. 335 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,520 - Goodbye. - See you soon. 336 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,560 Number 32. 337 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,920 [telephone] Pensioner 32. 338 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,040 Received. 339 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,480 Boys 32. 340 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,120 - Who's 32? - There he is. 341 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,560 It's us, here. 342 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,200 - Oh where do you get the numbers? - Here. 343 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,960 90. And when do I mug? 344 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,640 Fantozzi, did you get your pension? 345 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,560 Is that enough for you? Have fun. 346 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,360 Pina! 347 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,080 When do you eat? 348 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,880 It's half past ten. 349 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,240 Are you hungry? 350 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,280 No, I was hoping it would be later. 351 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:48,240 Music box. 352 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,320 Telephone. 353 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:55,760 I'll answer! Leave it, I say! 354 00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,480 Yes, say. No, it's not the Parenti house. 355 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,160 Wait a minute. Ahh. 356 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,960 What do you want from the Lord? 357 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,440 I understand, it's none of my business, but sometimes... 358 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,600 ..the advice of a stranger, two words... 359 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,400 Pina, I'm talking on the phone! 360 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,520 This is a big deal! 361 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,760 Yes ready? I'll give you my number maybe... 362 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,360 ..to exchange. 363 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,280 - But who is Ugo? - Who? 364 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,640 Ah this, ah one of those... 365 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,240 ..they don't know what to do in the morning, they want to talk. 366 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,920 Talk talk... these. 367 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:43,200 The tragedy of his mornings it stopped on Sunday... 368 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:48,320 Because we don't work, Fantozzi then he felt like the others. 369 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,040 So almost a human being. 370 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,240 The den ding don of the Janiculum! 371 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,080 Sant'Angelo replies din don Dan! 372 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,400 Pina, this sofa is the background today, I'm not going out... 373 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:07,320 ..not even with the earthquake. And then garlic, oil and chilli pepper! 374 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,880 - Ah! - You forgot that Mariangela is coming with Uga. 375 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,640 - We promised to keep the baby. - Huh? 376 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,320 What? 377 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,800 Even on Sundays! 378 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:24,840 But holy shit! One screws up all week! 379 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,640 [doorbell] 380 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:42,240 - Uga, are you happy that I'm leaving you with your grandparents? - Ehahahahehah! 381 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,320 One moment. 382 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:55,120 - HA! Ah! - Oh God what is it? 383 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:59,480 A... monstrosity...be careful, it's terrible! 384 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:04,160 An... extra... terrestrial... I don't know. Be careful be careful. 385 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,960 But it's Mariangela with the little girl! 386 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,480 With the baboon! Sorry, the little girl. 387 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,800 The first impact is always... I don't get used to it. 388 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:21,200 Here it is... I can already smell it... here it is. 389 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:26,960 - Here it is! -There it is, terrible. - Grandma's beauty! -Ah ah. 390 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,800 Beautiful, beautiful, darling. 391 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,960 - Ugo, won't you give the little girl a kiss? - It's an essential formality! 392 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:42,080 I have to do it, and I'm doing it now. Here I am, I mean... 393 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,240 ..here look Pina, see? 394 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,040 Here you are. Done right? 395 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,440 [horn] 396 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,400 What a husband, always impatient. 397 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,840 Dad tell him I'll be down right away. 398 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,320 - Piero? - Yes? 399 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,640 Mariangela comes down immediately. 400 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,120 Okay. Thanks dad. 401 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,120 HI. 402 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:29,040 - Did you get the monkey? - What are you saying? Oh, this one? 403 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,120 Here it is. 404 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,800 - I'm not coming, I can't prepare breakfast. - The same. 405 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,560 - Listen, won't the little one be too covered up? - What are you saying? 406 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,320 - Grandpa, I'm suffocating! - Stop. 407 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,440 That's fine. I discover it later, at the park. 408 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,960 When no one is there. 409 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:12,640 - Ah! Ah! Nitrites. - The cover! -Ah! Go away! 410 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,960 Go away. Go away. Go. 411 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,960 Don't look, Fury. Take her away. Go away, 412 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,560 [Clash noise] 413 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,400 [Acceleration noise] 414 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,960 [Acceleration and braking] 415 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,280 But what does he do? 416 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,960 Crying. 417 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:14,200 Excuse me. I skidded, fell asleep. 418 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,880 Go away. Before you call a guard! 419 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,120 Oh, what's he even doing? Take yours back! 420 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,640 Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. 421 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:45,560 And then, come on... children at this age they all look alike! 422 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:47,760 EHH! 423 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,720 Almost. Well, I'll take mine. 424 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,560 Grandpa? 425 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,400 I told you not to call me GRANDPA! 426 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,520 What are you doing? Come on... don't do that. 427 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:19,800 What is it? 428 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,520 I am thirsty. 429 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,560 Well, now I'll water you, er now... you... 430 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,760 ..I'll give you a drink. 431 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,480 I'll go and feel what the water is like. 432 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,720 This water... temperature... 433 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,320 Ah, good morning. It's not to cool me down. 434 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,880 I wanted to drink... then, tac and... You understand, right? 435 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,840 Didn't he understand? ...Tac and... goodbye eh! 436 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,440 No eh... Good morning. 437 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,120 Hi mom, hi dad. 438 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,640 Thanks huh! Thank you! 439 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,560 Despite everything, the presence of the baboon... 440 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,680 of the little girl, he had filled Fantozzi's day. 441 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,800 Seeing her leave, Pina returned to worry about her husband. 442 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,080 He remembered that she was a psychologist of the mutual... 443 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:26,680 he had advised her the company of an animal. 444 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,440 Ugo, shall we get a pet? 445 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:34,280 Another? Aheh... I mean smaller in size than... 446 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,840 Of... I mean what animal? 447 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:41,800 I was thinking of a little dog, would you keep me company too? 448 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,360 I saw one! 449 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,440 In the end Pina convinced him. 450 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,960 [doorbell] 451 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,960 Pina? Here I am! 452 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,160 Pina! Here it is little dog! 453 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,040 Wait, little dog, wait. 454 00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,840 Here you go, little one, little dog... 455 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:05,280 ..small small small... small... 456 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,720 ..small little. 457 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,600 Ah OH! Little dog. 458 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:15,680 The little dog was actually a terrible battle dog! 459 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,560 Having taken possession of the house he dictated conditions. Eating... 460 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,280 at the head of the table, 5 meals a day like an Englishman. 461 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,720 Using the video recorder with Lilly and the Tramp... 462 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,800 101 Dalmatians and 4 puppies to save. 463 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,440 Can we watch the match? 464 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,600 [The dog growls] 465 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,640 [Growls and barks] 466 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,960 Oh no! No! The dog growls. 467 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,800 Furthermore, Fantozzi had committed the error... 468 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:57,880 of the kennel in the bathroom, which had become his territory! 469 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,760 Oh. Oh. 470 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,960 Ah, ehhh... I was changing... 471 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,800 The roles and Fido were reversed sometimes... 472 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,760 he brought the master after dinner outside the house. 473 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,440 Childbirth-like pains. 474 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,480 NO! Ah! 475 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,120 NO! Oh. Open! The dog barks. 476 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:29,280 On the other hand he had it at home a real watchdog! 477 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,880 The dog growls. 478 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,480 The door opens. 479 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,600 Hello, Fido. 480 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,720 HI. Bravo. 481 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:55,760 Well done, well done, I recommend it when we go out then close it again. 482 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,080 This way. 483 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,160 Mr. Fantocci, the door it was closed with stakes. 484 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:05,120 No infringement, but who let them in... 485 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,960 ..these thieves, the dog ah? 486 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:15,120 Realizing the shady figure who had moved into the house... 487 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,320 Fantozzi decided to appeal to an uncivilized solution. 488 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,800 Abandon the dog on a highway! 489 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,520 - 33. - Here it is. 490 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,920 Number 32, 32 is coming out. 491 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,400 Received. 492 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,720 Er 32! Who has it er 32? 493 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,800 Guys 32, answer! 494 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,600 - The 32nd. - We have it, ready. 495 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,960 Fantozzi, what are you doing? Is he hot? 496 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,960 Be well. 497 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,160 Boos and shouts. 498 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,200 As a remedy for the chilling private life... 499 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,840 Fantozzi attempted to commit social and venting 500 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:18,080 the fighting spirit, he jumped imprudently 501 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,760 in politics! 502 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,920 [Whistles and shouts] 503 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,560 A decisive step towards reform of the INPS. 504 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,600 First conquer the pensioners they had... 505 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,840 ...travel discounts in a group... 506 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,920 [beep] Attention please... 507 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,520 Flight number 110 to New York, gate 10. 508 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,560 [beep] 509 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:55,960 Attention. Vol number 110 to destination New York sortie 10. 510 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,880 [beep] 511 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:02,440 Achtung, bite. New York, ausgang 10. 512 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,040 [doorbell] 513 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,600 All those who leave for Milan, immediately upon cancellation 3. 514 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:08,800 [doorbell] 515 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:13,960 Who knows where to go from Palemmu, they went to potta number 4. 516 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,680 [doorbell] 517 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,760 Everyone is directed in Venice, canseleto 32. 518 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:21,960 It's us. 519 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:26,960 Shut up. Ndemo budei, and who knows ghe if, who doesn't ghe if no ghe if. 520 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,160 Ndemo. Voice. 521 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,280 - Hey... - Here we come. - Hey, wait for us. 522 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,680 Ah, Puppets! Ah Ah! 523 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,640 Miss Silvani. Is she coming too? 524 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:04,360 I? With those old people! But he's crazy! 525 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:09,440 I'm leaving for Milan, I have an appointment with a friend and... 526 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,920 ..from there... to the Maldives! Oh oh oh. 527 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,960 Blessed is she. I envy her. 528 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,320 Too bad I can't say the same as you. 529 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,400 Always Venice... with INPS. 530 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:31,400 Venice is always beautiful, very lagoon-like. 531 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,680 And a wonderful memory of the honeymoon. 532 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:43,120 You're happy... hold onto it. Ha ha. 533 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:48,440 - Have a good trip. Last call for Venice. -Let's go, Ugo. -Yes. 534 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,720 Soon! Soon! 535 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,600 There! 536 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,200 - Phantoms? -Huh? - What are you doing? 537 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,400 This way. 538 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,480 Over there. After you! 539 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,880 Voice. 540 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:32,720 Let's go. 541 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,320 Since a pensioner costs money 150 million a year... 542 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,160 ..the INPS had transformed by secret ballot... 543 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:45,040 ...from a national institute social security in... 544 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,600 ..neutralization institute social parasites. 545 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:52,440 With a saving of 2 billion for group of 30... 546 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:56,600 organized subsidized trips without return. 547 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,400 PINA! 548 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,280 Voice. 549 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,360 Damn Fantozzi, what are you up to? 550 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,280 Eh ahh. The aircraft! 551 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,520 Here is your plane. But what is there? 552 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,120 - Already taken off? - Are you stupid? We're still on the bus! 553 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,160 How hot, damn it. 554 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,200 - Can you keep my jacket? -Yes. - Here's the plane! 555 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,880 - Here it is! - Is this true? 556 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,240 - Nice white. - Nice and aggressive. 557 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,400 - Aggressive. - Aggressive. No it's not. -Ninth. 558 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:42,080 - Here? Ninth. - This must certainly be it. 559 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,040 - Here it is, look. - There's no doubt it's him. 560 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,680 - Maybe this twin-engine plane. - Perhaps. -It's a twin-engine plane. 561 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,400 And well now. 562 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,440 - Where is he taking us? - Calm down. 563 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,320 - Calm down. - Look, I'm finished! 564 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,680 Even the airport. 565 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,360 Are we on a road here? 566 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,960 - How do you justify it? - He doesn't justify himself. 567 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,200 A mix-up, a setback, strike... 568 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,880 Patience. In the air or on the ground the same thing. 569 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,280 It will be a beautiful trip! 570 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,960 Nice trip! 571 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,040 After 18 hours of travel... 572 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:28,960 ...for physiological needs, Fantozzi was... 573 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,640 ..devastated by pain childbirth type. 574 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,680 He risked an explosion shameful. 575 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,760 Uhhh... ehhh... hey is he sleeping? 576 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,920 No, I consult the map. 577 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,640 The map? Ah ehhh. 578 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,320 - Uhhh eh... -What is it? - Nothing. Where are we? 579 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,560 We are exactly here... Malta. 580 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,360 Malta? Look, please... 581 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,600 - ..can you tell me the retreat? - The retreat? Things? 582 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,640 - The... retreat... the toilet! - The toilet! 583 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:06,840 Are you asking me? Ask him to the driver, there is the intercom. 584 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,080 [Intercom] 585 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,280 Ready, commander? Was he sleeping? 586 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:16,800 No... listen... it's been hours since... 587 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,240 ..let's not take a break, eh? 588 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,160 No, not for me, for an elderly person who has... 589 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,120 ..serious incontinence problems. 590 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,120 Yes. Thank you, very human. 591 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,120 Pina? They stop the plane. 592 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,800 Voice 593 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,360 [beep] 594 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:45,120 Stop at the tunnel exit. Voice. 595 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,960 Permit. Let me pass. The door! 596 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:54,160 Uh, ah. Uhhhh. Oh. 597 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,960 - Phantoms? - Huh? What's he doing, he's not coming down? 598 00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:01,440 No, I'm fine. I am myself completely pissed... no... 599 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:06,280 If there is any elderly person who wants it take advantage of the break. 600 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,960 Please take a seat. 601 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:10,320 Please. 602 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:16,440 Ah, feel the countryside air! 603 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,240 Pretty. Pretty. Pretty. 604 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,200 [horn].Crash! 605 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,640 Braking. Crashes. 606 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,960 - What happens? - Nothing. 607 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,800 But how long does it take them? 608 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,520 Ehh, the time that... is necessary. 609 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,880 - Hasn't something happened to my Giacomo? - But no. 610 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,680 But what do you think happened? I'll go look for them.[horn] 611 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,480 Where are you? [horn]. Crashes. 612 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:59,440 - What is it? - Ehh there's a bit of traffic. 613 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,960 In the meantime, I'm getting ready to do it a beautiful photograph. 614 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,680 - At this... - Truly extraordinary. 615 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,680 - Forgive me. -What is it? - An unpleasant sensation. -Say. 616 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,400 That's not by chance Giorgio Moschini? 617 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,840 That one right there... basically squashed. 618 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,920 - I don't think so. - Look, it's him. 619 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,960 - Is it him? -Yes. - Then distract your wife. 620 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,200 But don't be picky! Cheer! 621 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,560 They sing. 622 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,640 Due to a breakdown the bus... 623 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,360 ..he was forced to land of luck. 624 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,680 The social parasites caught up the destination on foot... 625 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,960 ..under a copper sun! 626 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,200 They were exchanged for backpackers... 627 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,960 ..loved breed in the city lagoon. 628 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,200 [Voice] 629 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,120 Thank you. Can I say something? I didn't believe it! 630 00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,200 But you are really... 631 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,400 ..very kind. Ahh. 632 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,480 The weak and the elderly... 633 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,480 ..they were immediately captured, and deprived of pension... 634 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:27,040 ..locked up in prisons for the rest of the days. 635 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,880 What a romantic name! 636 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,920 So... so... over there! 637 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,960 - NO! -What's happening, Fantozzi? - No eh. 638 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:04,560 - I... I don't feel like it... - What? - ..to enter this... 639 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,560 - ..calle. - Why? -Why... 640 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:12,360 - Do you have a headache? - I'm superstitious. -Superst..? 641 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:17,280 - Here they do... - Okay, we'll take another tour, back here. 642 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,960 Sorry, some grain for the pigeons. Can you give me a bag? 643 00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,520 - How much? - 20 thousand. 644 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:49,040 - As a budget I would have 3 thousand lire. - 3 thousand 3 grains. 645 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:56,520 - Filini? -Say. -Photo with the pigeons that I bought the wheat. 646 00:47:56,680 --> 00:48:01,800 - I'd love that. How does it work? -Here you just need to crush... -Well. 647 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,920 - Only 3 grains, will they be enough? - Enough! 648 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,760 - They are enough, but put them on your head. - Here you are. 649 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,720 Smile. 650 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:14,680 Stop stop airplane noise. 651 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,200 Ahh. Did it come out well? 652 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:27,240 Breakfast provided at the restaurant 'The buoy. 653 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:32,720 You could watch the skiing nautical event scheduled that day. 654 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:36,080 - Ahh. - Can you see well? 655 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,480 - Bon appetit everyone! - Thank you. 656 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,880 Motorboat noise. Voice. 657 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:55,400 - Excuse me. -What is it? - I'd like a drink. 658 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,480 - Do you want to drink? - Yes. -Water! 659 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:04,280 Voice. 660 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:10,560 Do you want more? 661 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:16,720 - Well. - Excuse me, do you mind if I sit down... I sit down.. 662 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:20,480 - What? -..I feel... - But what does he say? -..Calm. 663 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:24,640 It always has to cause problems. Go, go. Oh. 664 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,960 There was salami in here. 665 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,920 Sorry, sorry if I know... I sack... 666 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,040 - Please, please, Fantozzi. - Thank you. 667 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:41,440 Very kind. Excuse me. It's over there It's a bit... fresh! 668 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,240 No no... here it is. 669 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:46,960 Another! Voice. 670 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,360 Calm down, it's not there to worry about. 671 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,160 An accident. These are champions. 672 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,040 Such inconveniences one every thousand years. 673 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,400 So, bon appetit everyone. 674 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:05,320 - Well. - Excuse me for a moment. 675 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:10,240 Since there is no danger, a toast to our fortunes! 676 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:19,120 Last stop of the journey visit the famous... 677 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,240 ..Postojna Cave. 678 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,560 - Listen, Filini. - Yes? -I... 679 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,560 ..I allowed myself to contact a guide. 680 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,880 - Very very practical. - But has he gone mad? 681 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,880 And I'm making excuses, eh! 682 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:44,480 It's me, I documented myself, I bought a monumental work... 683 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,880 - ..by Professor Zingales, here. - What is his name? 684 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:53,760 How to get out of caves alive of Postojna. Ha ha. 685 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:59,240 Let's go, and may God send her to us good. Follow me. Let's go! 686 00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:03,200 All in single file. Always in single file. 687 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,880 The railings end of protection and... 688 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:11,440 ..it's easy to get lost or fall into dizzying abysses. 689 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,480 I recommend holding hands. 690 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:19,840 - Fantozzi, give me your hand. - She's sweaty. -It doesn't matter, come. 691 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:25,520 Always in single file. Don't leave the hand of the companion in front. 692 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,680 Allow me, General, to give me your hand. 693 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,880 By the hand. 694 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,840 Dear, let's follow the general. 695 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,960 [Loud indistinct noises] 696 00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,960 But they are human screams! 697 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,120 - Nope. - Inhumane. -No... 698 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:54,480 A phenomenon of acoustic resonances. The wind blows... 699 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,800 ..in the tunnels and I read in the book that... 700 00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,120 ..here's an extraordinary echo. 701 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:05,120 Come if you want to try. Say your name. I'll start. 702 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,320 Filini! 703 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,320 Echo. 704 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,320 - Oh nice huh? - I'll try. 705 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,800 - Certain. - I'll try, I'll try. -Try it. 706 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,000 Phantoms! 707 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,200 Echo: Shit Shit! 708 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,360 - But what did he say? - Holy shit, very clear! 709 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:34,440 - Try with the name Ugo, but also say accountant. -Yes. -One moment. 710 00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,800 Fantozzi accountant Ugo! 711 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,920 Eco: The shit! The shit. 712 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,240 ASSHOLE! Eco: FOOLISH! 713 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:54,760 Don't insist, accountant, when he gets something in his head... 714 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:59,080 But these are personal things, How do they know? 715 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:03,640 They know everything. Let's go, guys, let's go, hurry. 716 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,960 - Come, accountant. - Ugo, don't give him satisfaction. 717 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:12,080 This is the heart of Postojna. 718 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,560 This is the queen of stalactites... 719 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:19,400 ..splendid monument of nature. 720 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:23,280 OH, wonder of wonders. To think that... 721 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,240 ...for 6 million years hang from up there. 722 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:30,280 And you will never ever fall! 723 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,640 After 81 days and 14 hours of cave... 724 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,840 ..Fantozzi came out into the light. 725 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:47,440 But from the toilet bowl by Herr Otto Clucscar! 726 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:51,440 A Butter Cline Chicceneim! Austrian Carinthia! 727 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,440 Ah Ahh Ahh Italian. 728 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,200 Tourist. Passport. 729 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:03,560 Waste waste... I don't waste. 730 00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:08,520 Escaped with difficulty almost unscathed... 731 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,960 ..by Otto Clucscar, known homosexual... 732 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,960 ..Fantozzi returned to perception its 827 thousand... 733 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:21,040 ..miserable lire per month. 734 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,160 33. 735 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:39,880 - Good morning. - Good morning. 736 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,160 Hee huh! 737 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,080 Pina, we fooled them! TIÈ! Ha ha. Finally! 738 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,040 Got it! 739 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,760 Iuh uhh, Pina... 740 00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:01,400 Can you send me back to the post? I'm trying to do a mugging too. 741 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,720 Sorry huh! 742 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:11,240 It was fatal for him too like all pensioners... 743 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:15,720 ..the trap was sprung some hobies! 744 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:20,040 Fantozzi's first hobby: aeromodelling! 745 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,880 Second... 746 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,080 ..hobbies... 747 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:50,480 ...golf! 748 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:55,400 - Missed shot. - Well, in short. 749 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,960 - What did he do? - I would go. 750 00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,800 Third... 751 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,640 Fantozzi's hobbies: cycling! 752 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,600 Accountant! To the Bersaglieri! 753 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,360 - At the Bersaglieri. - After you. -After you. 754 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,120 Ah! 755 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:23,360 He finally realized that the only hobby possible.. 756 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,680 ..for him it was work! 757 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,840 Listen, local inspector! Do you like it? 758 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,560 - Huh? -Maybe, Ugo. - Requirements... 759 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:36,320 Exempt soldier. I am. Accountant. I am. 760 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,880 Own car. I have it. Both sexes. 761 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,280 - Yes, no? - Of course, Ugo. 762 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:45,040 Career ambitious, I am. Max 35 years old... 763 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,320 I'm not. 764 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,720 You'll see that you'll find something... 765 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,040 ..suitable for you. 766 00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:01,240 Look here, read. Max 35 years old. Max 35 years old... 767 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:06,040 Max 35 years old. Max 35 years old. And Max 35 years old. 768 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,280 They don't want me. He doesn't need me anymore, understand? 769 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:15,400 One who is over 35 years old and wants to work kills himself? Huh? 770 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:22,840 No, Ugo, you see, age doesn't matter what do you have... 771 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:23,840 Count... 772 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:25,640 ...what you feel. 773 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,680 Hahahaha. 774 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:03,280 Come on, come on. 775 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:06,560 - Come on, you're a wuss! - I'm coming. 776 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:10,040 -And pull and go. Come on. 777 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:11,560 -Come on! 778 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:15,680 - Come on. -Here I am. - Come on. -Here I am. -Come on! 779 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:21,400 The employment test for that place... 780 00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:25,040 ..help of the deputy corruptor he was a mafioso... 781 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,520 ..a problem of black accounting... 782 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:32,160 ..based on secret codes and exponents... 783 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,480 ..of political intrigue Camorra! 784 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:18,680 You can get started. 785 01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,960 AHAH AHAHAH AH! 786 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,320 UHH UHH! 787 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,480 I did it! 788 01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,320 I did it! Tears. 789 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,280 Go away, you cheater! 790 01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:57,440 Goodbye. 791 01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,280 Thank you, very human. 792 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:02,080 - You scoundrel! - Thank you. 793 01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:06,040 - You scoundrel! -Thank you, gentlemen. - Old parasite! 794 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:09,200 - We know. -Selfish. Yes, yes. - Scammer. -It is true. 795 01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:13,600 - Holy shit! - I must say that you are very human, thank you. 796 01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:15,840 - Thieves! - Real. 797 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:19,080 - Now it's our turn, young people. - Yes now. 798 01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:24,640 Sorry, you tricked me the solution. Oh well, good luck. 799 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,080 So will you come with me? 800 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,440 I don't want it, I'm no longer of any use. 801 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,720 Not even for shopping. 802 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:50,360 But what are you saying? Of course you don't know to do, these are women's things. 803 01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:55,120 Wait for me here, I'll be right back. 804 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,400 [Music box] 805 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,680 Phantoms! Fantozziii! 806 01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:42,560 - Uhhh! -Uhhh! -Ahah! -Ahah! Miss Silvani! I hadn't seen it. 807 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:46,680 - What is he doing hidden like a mouse? ...Ihhhh! - Hahaha! 808 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:50,600 - Get out! Don't you want to hug me again? - Yes. UHHH! 809 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:56,240 - Uh Ah. -Ah, ah, ah. - Oh. -Ah, ah, ah. 810 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:59,560 But what does he do? 811 01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:02,640 - Excuse me, I thought you wanted... - Ha ha ha. 812 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,080 What a joy to see her again! 813 01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:10,480 But... who... are we talking about? 814 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,800 But about her, Fantocci! 815 01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:16,120 About me? HA! I'm happy too to see her... 816 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,680 - ..miss. - Thank you. Too bad I don't... 817 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,040 ...we can have a chat. 818 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:23,920 - Why? - Oh because I... 819 01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,920 - ..I'm waiting for phone calls, I have guests. - Oh. 820 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:29,160 Is she busy? 821 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:34,120 - I? NOTHING! I have nothing to do. - Are you waiting for someone? 822 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:37,760 No, I'm alone. 823 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:41,600 HA! Well, come to my house. I could buy you a drink! 824 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,560 - Ha ha ha. - Done deal! Okay. 825 01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:49,680 - Parcels! -Packages! A drink... - A ride in his car. 826 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:55,280 - Get in! -Ah ah. - Ha ha. Ha ha. 827 01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:57,200 Uhhh uhh! 828 01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:25,600 What fun! 829 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:30,880 - You open it. - Of course. - Uhh ha ha. -Ah ah! 830 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:35,960 - And voilà! -Uhh! - Come up, I'll get the packages. 831 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:40,120 - I park and join her. - You can even park in the second row! 832 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:44,720 Second row? -Yes, they are the police my friends. -At that time! 833 01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,480 The package back there. Yes that. 834 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:50,920 - That other one. -Wait. - Close. 835 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,520 - Ha ha ha! -AHH! HA! - Come! 836 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:59,720 Zampelli, a pleasure. That car in the second row... 837 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:04,320 ..it's my friend's. She takes care of it right? Piripiripi! 838 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:08,520 Uhh uhh. Uhh uhh. 839 01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:12,320 - Did you see? - Ha ha. -Ah. Oh! 840 01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:16,280 Fantozzi, there are 2 missing one, go get it. 841 01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,280 - Oh but how... - Put it here. 842 01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:23,440 - Ha ha ha. - HA HA! 843 01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:33,640 But... wait! I agreed with the lady! 844 01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:38,960 Puppets! Uh uh! 845 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,680 Come! ...And come! 846 01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:47,560 But who cares! Iuhh uh uh. Ha ha. Ha ha. 847 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:53,040 Piripiripipi! Piripiripipi! Piripiripipi! 848 01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,040 I have them ready. 849 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,960 Piripiripipi! Do you like it? 850 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,480 - Mmmm! - Ha ha, I invented it. 851 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:10,600 - Slightly afrrrr... -Ah! - ..affrrrrodisiac! 852 01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:16,200 - In the Maldives I won a competition cocktails. -Maldives. -Already! 853 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:20,080 Since I retired all I do is travel... 854 01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:23,560 ..participate in... dinners! 855 01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:28,680 - Ha ha. -Ahh. - Plague! Ha ha, yes! 856 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:32,720 - I don't have time to live! - Ha ha. -Ah ah. 857 01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:35,680 The plague. How I envy her! 858 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:40,960 Uh why Fantozzi? You just have to... want things! 859 01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:45,880 Life or you manage it piripiripipi!...or you suffer it! 860 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:50,760 I handle it a little crazy! Now I don't know I want to go... 861 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,880 ..in Mexico! Ha ha! I'm going! 862 01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:58,640 Do I want to go to Kenya? I'm taking the plane... 863 01:07:58,720 --> 01:07:59,640 Ah! 864 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:04,720 I'm in Kenya! Go to dinner in Berlin... it's the same for me. 865 01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:06,200 I'm jumping the wall! 866 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:10,520 But... does it jump the wall? Forgive me, miss. 867 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:12,880 What pension does he get? 868 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:16,560 What does Fantocci have to do with it? I have friends... 869 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,080 Friends in... jettsettt! 870 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:22,040 They invite me all over the world! 871 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:26,600 Miss, I must confess that when I hear it I feel... 872 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:31,240 ..as if overwhelmed by a charge... new... that is, like... 873 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:34,640 ..understand? As if I were young again. 874 01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:38,680 And I'm happy, at least she's happy right? 875 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:43,960 Of course I'm happy! Why not her, Fantocci? 876 01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:48,520 - I? - Ha ha ha ha. 877 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:52,800 Come on, don't fall down. I know her. 878 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:57,480 - He will have his good turns. - Let's hope! 879 01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:01,720 For example, what programs do you have for tonight? 880 01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:03,400 - This evening? - Eh. 881 01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:06,920 Condominium meeting for parking spaces. 882 01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:11,960 HA! Interesting. Who knows how many nice people! 883 01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:15,520 The only bearable thing is an atrocious... 884 01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,760 ..joke teller. 885 01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:20,200 Please take me too! 886 01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:23,320 - Where? - To the condominium! 887 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:27,200 - At the condominium? - Yes. This is better than... 888 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:28,800 ..nothing! 889 01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:30,320 And the guests? 890 01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:33,920 But which ones? I don't have anyone! Not even a friend, just... 891 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,600 ..the specter of my old age! Oh. 892 01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:43,680 Miss, but when do you wear it the sombrero and goes... 893 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,840 When he goes to Kenya... 894 01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:49,800 The wall jump? 895 01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:52,600 Maldives yes though! 896 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,400 But who saw them? 897 01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:58,560 When we met at the airport I was accompanying... 898 01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,240 ..an old uncle of mine from Turin. 899 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:07,080 Miss, I... 900 01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:10,080 ..I confess that I hoped that... 901 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,920 ..at least one... she was happy. 902 01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,680 I'm worse off than anyone. 903 01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:18,880 My life is sad desperate. 904 01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:22,040 - What does he say? - These deserted rooms. 905 01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:24,080 - Where? - The phone is silent. 906 01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:26,680 - What does he say? - The phone is silent and... 907 01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:29,160 ..the indifference of men and... 908 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:32,200 ..no one looks at me like her anymore. 909 01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,760 And how he still looks at me. Real? 910 01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:37,360 No... 911 01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:38,840 Fantozzi. 912 01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:42,720 No. Out of desperation, no! 913 01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,120 - Yes, please! - Give me up! 914 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:48,240 - What do you want me to tell you. - Fantozzi, please! 915 01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:51,120 Take me, Fantozzi! 916 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:53,120 What do you want me to take? 917 01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:54,960 I don't give her anything. 918 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,240 Leave me! 919 01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,360 Let go of my foot! 920 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:03,640 It's too late now. 921 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,680 No, Puppets! 922 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,320 Please give it to me! 923 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,240 Silvani's condition... 924 01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:17,880 ..he suddenly had it aged inside. 925 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:21,440 He hoped to hide the anguish... 926 01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:25,360 ..behind a youthful appearance. 927 01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:32,760 Please take a seat. 928 01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:34,320 Please. 929 01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:45,280 He sat down as a sign of the end. 930 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:50,280 And it began to be devoured from fear of disease. 931 01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,360 Oh oh gosh. 932 01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,680 Oh oh oh oh god. 933 01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:03,960 Oh God... Pina! 934 01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:05,920 There he is! 935 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:07,200 The heart attack! 936 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:08,400 Here you are! 937 01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:10,320 Yes, Ugo, that's fine. 938 01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:15,320 This time it's for real! 939 01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:17,360 It's the real one! 940 01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:20,400 Yes, Ugo. 941 01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:21,680 Yes. 942 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:38,320 Pina! 943 01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:41,360 Pina! I have a blood pressure ant! 944 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,480 Good. 945 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:44,560 Good. 946 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,160 Pina! 947 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:47,560 Do I take 4 Coraxal? 948 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:51,360 - Huh? - It wouldn't do anything to you. 949 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:54,320 Two drops of Ansianol. Huh? 950 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:59,720 Pina became seriously worried only when Fantozzi... 951 01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:03,360 ..bought at the Postalmarket a coffin in installments. 952 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,800 He made a decision important... 953 01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:10,120 ..which had been maturing for some time. 954 01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:14,240 Telephone ringing. 955 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:15,480 Yes, who is he? 956 01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:18,440 One moment please. Ugo... 957 01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:19,960 ..they want you. 958 01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:22,560 - Huh? - They want you. 959 01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:24,240 Hotel Caprice. 960 01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:26,880 - Who is? - I do not know. 961 01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:37,360 Ready. 962 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:38,720 It's me. Who is? 963 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,640 Huh? 964 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,640 Yes, I have free time. Why? 965 01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:50,960 Filini, don't be an asshole! 966 01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:56,280 No sorry... I thought he was a friend that... 967 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:58,080 ..but it always sucks... 968 01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:00,960 Yes I can. 969 01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:03,280 Whenever she wants. 970 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:04,600 Yes yes. 971 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:07,080 Even... today, even... sub... 972 01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:08,840 Now. 973 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:10,280 I'll come right away. 974 01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:11,480 Also... 975 01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,680 I'm coming now, now! 976 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,560 Wait, stay there! 977 01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:17,840 Don't go away! 978 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:27,960 Intercom. 979 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:33,120 I found a job, track! 980 01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:35,200 Fantastic ha ha! 981 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:38,240 What news, Pina. 982 01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:41,600 How beautiful. Things? 983 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:43,440 I am happy. 984 01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:45,680 The Hotel Caprice... 985 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,680 ..wants to change all the price lists... 986 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:53,520 ...the prices, the menus, accounting... 987 01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:58,840 ..delicate work and responsibility... 988 01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:01,120 I have to erase with the marker... 989 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:04,600 ..the last three zeros. 990 01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:07,160 And when do you start? 991 01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:09,840 Can't you see I've already started? 992 01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:12,600 Woman in the kitchen. 993 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,920 I should go out, I'll be late. 994 01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:17,160 Yes, off the hook. 995 01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,040 I've already started. 996 01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:20,520 Finally. 997 01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:22,320 So. 998 01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,040 In the following days Fantozzi... 999 01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,920 ..worked like a donkey Albanian. 1000 01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:40,480 Pina left early and returned late. More and more tired... 1001 01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:42,800 ..increasingly emaciated. 1002 01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:52,680 Can't you eat? Huh? 1003 01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:54,920 One makes a mess like this... 1004 01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:57,960 ..he'll have the right to soup, right? 1005 01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:58,960 And let's go. 1006 01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:02,240 - You are right. -Well yes. - Right away. 1007 01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:04,160 Holy shit. 1008 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:34,960 Say it, director. 1009 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:36,960 It's for her husband. 1010 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,040 - Does he work badly? - No, he works too much. 1011 01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:42,280 Tell him to calm down. 1012 01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:47,240 I gave him 700 thousand lire for a week's work. 1013 01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:52,280 Let him do it, he's so happy. 1014 01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:55,440 He's a different person now. 1015 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,120 As you wish. 1016 01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:00,600 But she has to do more. 1017 01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:05,480 What I pay your husband I have to get it back from her. 1018 01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:08,560 Yes, these were the agreements. 1019 01:17:10,480 --> 01:17:11,920 What could I do? 1020 01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:15,800 Some kitchen service... 1021 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:19,480 Or shift on Sunday or evening at the nightclub. 1022 01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:22,440 At the nightclub? 1023 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:24,480 In the kitchen. 1024 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:30,080 All right, director. 1025 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:37,160 Until one Sunday Fantozzi out of habit... 1026 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:38,760 ...he was resting... 1027 01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:43,080 - Ugo. - Mmmmm. 1028 01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:47,560 - I have to run. - Mmmmm. 1029 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:53,840 Pina! 1030 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,960 The cup! 1031 01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:03,960 But where do you go on Sunday! 1032 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,400 Huh? 1033 01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:45,320 Ugo! 1034 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,360 Ugo! 1035 01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:52,960 Hi love. 1036 01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:55,040 Sorry, I was late. 1037 01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,560 I'll prepare dinner for you. 1038 01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:02,160 Ugo! 1039 01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:06,080 I have a special dish! 1040 01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:09,440 I invented it. 1041 01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:12,440 I would like to know where you go in the evening... 1042 01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:15,800 ..while I stay at home working. 1043 01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:17,360 Sorry but... 1044 01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:21,520 ..I'm busy too since you've been working. 1045 01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:27,480 I joined a committee of charity. 1046 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:32,520 I made new friends. 1047 01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:34,600 I suspected it. 1048 01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:38,680 Tonight we're going to president. 1049 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:40,960 Indeed the... 1050 01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:45,400 I never go out alone at night. 1051 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:49,680 I can't take you, you'd be bored. 1052 01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:02,600 No, no, I would be too much, I know, Pina. 1053 01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:04,480 Pina... 1054 01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:06,200 ..are you listening to me? 1055 01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:10,160 But if these... 1056 01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:16,520 ..friendships were only one tender one friendship I... 1057 01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:19,640 ..I think it's honest to say, right? 1058 01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:22,520 For our wedding. 1059 01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:25,200 Huh, Pina? 1060 01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:28,040 Pina. 1061 01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:31,320 And then at a certain age I find... 1062 01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:34,240 what can happen right? 1063 01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:36,240 I swear to you... 1064 01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:38,160 ..I would be very understanding. 1065 01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:40,720 Pina? 1066 01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:43,640 Are you listening to me? 1067 01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:45,320 Huh? 1068 01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:46,760 Pina? 1069 01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:48,840 Pina! 1070 01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:51,480 Holy shit, listen! 1071 01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:56,240 Ah! Who is? 1072 01:21:57,280 --> 01:22:00,200 Everyone solves problems like can. 1073 01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:02,640 I have to go. 1074 01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:05,720 You only live once, Ugo. 1075 01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:10,240 What happens? 1076 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,600 Good evening, Mrs Pina. 1077 01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:49,080 Good evening, Antonio, I was late. 1078 01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:28,640 Welcome to Fosforescent, here the miraculous rain that will make... 1079 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:32,960 ..phosphorescent hair. Very erotic. Light! 1080 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:39,800 Dark! 1081 01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:44,120 Light! Whoa! 1082 01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:52,520 You ugly slut! But... 1083 01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:56,240 Unfortunately that it wasn't Pina... 1084 01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:59,800 ..but a ferocious transvestite Brazilian former champion... 1085 01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:02,160 ...of heavyweights. 1086 01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:04,680 [Knocking noises] 1087 01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:29,080 [Sounds of breaking glass] 1088 01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:30,720 Ha ha... 1089 01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:47,040 Work too much. 1090 01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:50,000 He kills himself to deceive her husband. 1091 01:24:50,080 --> 01:24:51,200 What's wrong, ma'am? 1092 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:54,320 Nothing, I'm fine. 1093 01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:58,640 Then off to work tomorrow morning her husband will want the pay. 1094 01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:00,320 I do everything though... 1095 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:04,840 ..that job is his whole life. 1096 01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:25,600 Ugo! 1097 01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:28,560 Are you still awake? 1098 01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:30,720 I waited for you. 1099 01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:33,280 I tidied up a bit. 1100 01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:35,160 I saw, thanks. 1101 01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:37,200 Why did you wait for me? 1102 01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:39,280 Tomorrow morning you get up at 6. 1103 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:45,160 I quit. 1104 01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:47,600 What happened? 1105 01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:50,160 Nothing. 1106 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:52,800 It was hopeless and... 1107 01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:55,680 ..I prefer to do nothing. 1108 01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:58,720 Aren't you afraid of getting bored? 1109 01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:01,040 No. 1110 01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:03,600 As long as you keep me company. 1111 01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:05,960 Of course, Ugo. 1112 01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:09,640 I... 1113 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:12,760 ..I know I ask you for a sacrifice... 1114 01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:16,200 ..when I ask you to give up your friendship. 1115 01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:20,960 But I realized that it doesn't take too much to be happy. 1116 01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:25,960 Just accept life like this, how it comes. 1117 01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:31,760 I'm happy to hear you say that. 1118 01:26:33,560 --> 01:26:34,920 But how did it happen? 1119 01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:40,200 Years are useful for something. 1120 01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:42,440 Turn off the light. 1121 01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:57,320 Can I tell you something? 1122 01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:58,800 Certain. 1123 01:26:59,760 --> 01:27:01,520 I respect you very much. 1124 01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:09,040 I'm happy to grow old with you. 1125 01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:14,760 [Music box] 1126 01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:20,120 Despite the promises made to his wife... 1127 01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:23,560 ..Fantozzi remained attached to the memories... 1128 01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:27,880 ...and he had gotten used to it at the end of work... 1129 01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:31,640 ...to take a dip in nostalgia. 1130 01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:35,280 Are you done for today? Already finished? 1131 01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:22,240 Phantoms! 1132 01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:25,600 Get in! 1133 01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:27,560 Get in! 1134 01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:03,400 Ah... 1135 01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,200 Come on, Fantozzi. 1136 01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:09,200 Dear and faithful Fantozzi. 1137 01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:11,600 So inferior? 1138 01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:16,960 Do you suffer from nostalgia? 1139 01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:22,800 He can't do without us. 1140 01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:24,880 I understand it. 1141 01:29:25,120 --> 01:29:27,480 No, at most you kiss my hand. 1142 01:29:30,040 --> 01:29:31,600 Tell me the truth. 1143 01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:34,960 Would you like to go back to work? 1144 01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:41,240 Your Majesty, I confess that I would work even free. 1145 01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:43,040 Free no. 1146 01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:44,760 Well...better. 1147 01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:51,320 Would he also give his pension? 1148 01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:56,600 I... forgive me sire but... 1149 01:29:57,120 --> 01:29:59,800 ..should I... pay to work? 1150 01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:02,240 Of course, Fantozzi. 1151 01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:04,840 He no longer has the right to work. 1152 01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:08,520 If we exceptionally Let's summarize it... 1153 01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,960 ..she is not entitled to a pension. 1154 01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:12,680 Eh... 1155 01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:14,360 ..right. 1156 01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:18,680 Consider that we run risks with the laws... 1157 01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:20,920 ..with the unions, the mutuals... 1158 01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:24,960 ..to see her happy again, like once upon a time. 1159 01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:27,880 Thank you. 1160 01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:31,840 Excuse me, sire, but then this... 1161 01:30:32,280 --> 01:30:34,440 ..it would be a kind of... 1162 01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:35,680 ..work... 1163 01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:37,960 ..black. 1164 01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:41,240 We prefer grey. 1165 01:30:42,280 --> 01:30:43,840 Like her hair. 1166 01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:48,160 Do you accept? 1167 01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:50,200 With... 1168 01:30:50,440 --> 01:30:52,760 With a lot of enthusiasm. 1169 01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:55,120 I confess to you that... 1170 01:30:55,960 --> 01:30:58,360 ..I would start living again. 1171 01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:01,160 I can't see it but I'm dying. 1172 01:31:02,280 --> 01:31:03,320 Come in. 1173 01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:05,280 - Where? - There. 1174 01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:07,160 Here? 1175 01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:10,960 - Good work. - Thank you. 1176 01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:16,600 - Ah, Fantozzi! - Huh? 1177 01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:18,480 I forgot. 1178 01:31:20,280 --> 01:31:21,520 The clock. 1179 01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:26,040 Wait. 1180 01:31:26,320 --> 01:31:27,600 [Music box] 1181 01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:32,160 That's right. 1182 01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:33,520 Very fair. 1183 01:32:23,560 --> 01:32:25,320 - Filini. - Fantozzi. 1184 01:32:25,480 --> 01:32:27,280 He said he was fine. 1185 01:32:27,440 --> 01:32:29,960 Much better here. 1186 01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:31,840 Lallalla. 1187 01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:34,720 Miss Silvani. 1188 01:32:34,880 --> 01:32:37,080 Look, don't bother me. Hold on. 1189 01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:39,840 Like the good times. 1190 01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:41,440 Good times. 1191 01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:54,720 - Hold on, Puppets. -Here. - These too. 1192 01:32:54,880 --> 01:32:56,400 Thank you. Thanks huh? 1193 01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:05,920 And let's begin!